7.13.2011
DENTAL RADIOLOGY TECHNICIAN - so..you're a fine young man. you got all the height, the looks. you set! what do you think about interracial marriage?
still gagging
ME - i'm all for it?
D.R.T - how about arranged marriage?
i make a face attempting to show how i feel about the most awkward small talk ever, but she sticks a mirror in my mouth to take another photo and i'm about to gag
D.R.T. - well i got this daughter of mine. your age, half black half japanese..FLUENT in japanese, loves asian food: japanese, korean, you name it! she eats kimchi everyday, i swear.
still gagging
ME - oh i like kimchi..
D.R.T. - oh of course! you're korean, right?
ME - no, chinese, but close. i'm really korean-looking for a chinese.
D.R.T. - oh what's the difference, right? what's your gpa?
ME - four point six or something, but that's really only after one year so it doesn't mean much.
D.R.T. - oh perfect! she's four point oh. you two will be great together.
sticks another mirror in my mouth
more gagging
7.12.2011
in honor of hp7's finale
harry potter - tell about a scar on your body
when i was younger. 8, i think. third grade. me, alex, danny, sam, brendan all at alex's place in his little room in his garage where we spent the best time of our lives playing gamecube. we decided to wrestle in the room with all the lights turned off (great ideas). forehead, meet cast iron table frame. i felt fine, until i felt something trickling down my face and i went into the bathroom and looked at something out of a horror movie. sam calming me down and then e.r. and they glued it together instead of stitches and i have a one and a half inch vertical scar in between my eyebrows, a little closer towards my left one and lighter than the rest of my skin. it's been fading way. not quite harry's lightning bolt, though.
ron weasley - something you're afraid of
bugs. bugs and poverty.
hermoine granger - a subject you know a lot about
i don't really know how to answer this one. i'm a student and i always want to be one.
draco malfoy - closest green item to you
adla championships medal. one of the greatest experiences of my life. reminds me everyday of not only music but how music is so much bigger than itself.
severus snape - your favorite alcoholic beverage
i haven't tried it, but it's probably going to be something involving either coconut or strawberries.
rubeus hagrid - your favorite animal
red pandas. too much cute. too much.
luna lovegood - something about you other people find weird
how little i trust myself on knowing what homework is due tomorrow.
neville longbottom - your favorite flower
jasmine. for its purity in looks and its killer tea.
nymphodorah tonks - something you would change about your appearance
my hair style. i don't know how i'd change it but i'm bored and i want something..modern. being ripped wouldn't be bad, either.
fred and george weasley - the last prank you pulled on someone, or someone pulled on you
seattle trip + various alex dale items + lots of post-its..
voldemort - if you were to make a horcrux, it would be...
my backpack, no doubt.
moaning myrtle - the last thing to make you cry
guilt.
7.11.2011
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