I've found that I have a weird habit of using my middle finger when it comes to very inconsequential tasks, like casually opening a car door. (ok, this is going to be one of those stereotypically stupid [and more pointless than normal] blog posts, just a warning)

Actually, screw it, I should get back to organic chemistry, meh. I just feel like I flip too many things off when I don't mean it, like that poor car door. And those objects probably don't care anyways. Now I'll stop stalling work..after I grab grub.