DENTAL RADIOLOGY TECHNICIAN - so..you're a fine young man. you got all the height, the looks. you set! what do you think about interracial marriage?

ME - i'm all for it?

D.R.T - how about arranged marriage?

i make a face attempting to show how i feel about the most awkward small talk ever, but she sticks a mirror in my mouth to take another photo and i'm about to gag

D.R.T. - well i got this daughter of mine. your age, half black half japanese..FLUENT in japanese, loves asian food: japanese, korean, you name it! she eats kimchi everyday, i swear.

still gagging

ME - oh i like kimchi..

D.R.T. - oh of course! you're korean, right?

ME - no, chinese, but close. i'm really korean-looking for a chinese.

D.R.T. - oh what's the difference, right? what's your gpa?

ME - four point six or something, but that's really only after one year so it doesn't mean much.

D.R.T. - oh perfect! she's four point oh. you two will be great together.

sticks another mirror in my mouth

more gagging